A Morning Dialog

6:00 - Baar knows that's you trying to sneak into the bathroom Emily. Even though your alarm hasn't gone off yet Baar knows you are up. Baar wants to see you. Come downstairs and see Baar.

6:05 - Come Onnnnnn Baar knows it's you. Stop trying to sneak back into your room to cuddle with the kitties.

6:08 - Come Onnnnnn Baar wants to see you. Baar will have to wake up Joe if you don't come downstairs Emily.

6:09 - You said you were coming but you are still not here. Come Onnnn Baar is getting excited.

6:12 - Baar is going to have to wake up Joe now. Then you will have to hear about how Joe had to get up early to walk Baar. Joe will not be happy. Emily should hurry up. Come Onnnnn Emily.

6:15 - Oh there you are!!! It is so great to see you Emily! Good morning! Baar is happy. Baar is so happy.

6:16 - Look Joe! It's Emily! Isn't this exciting? What's that? Oh yeah, Baar isn't supposed to wake Joe up because Emily got up.

6:17 - 6:30 - Time for Baars waaalllllkkkkkk so exciting. So much to smell! Is that a kitty? What is that squirrel doing? What? Why can't that dog behind the fence come play with Baar? Oh, it's my favorite bush.

6:33 - Breakfast! Look how good Baar sits. Can Baar have his tasty food and water? Baar is happy! Yum Yum Yum.

6:45 - What? Where are you going? Nooooo. Baar doesn't want you to go upstairs. Noooo. Baar wants you to stay here. You can wear pajamas to work. Stay with Baar. Come onnnn.

6:50 - Hurry up! Baar is waking Joe up. Wake up Joe! Baar is so fun. Come down stairs Emily. Baar is ready for another walk!

7:00 - Yes Joe, wake up! Emily said to wake up! Another walk. It's time for another walk. Baar loves his walks. Walks are so fun. Look how Baar sits when his leash gets up on. Isn't Baar smart!

7:00-7:20 - Another walk! This is sooo funnnn. Doesn't the morning air smell good! Baar loves it! Why are you barking at Baar Mr. Rottweilder? Do you want to play with Baar? Come down from that porch. Everyone loves Baar. Baar will play with you? What? I don't want to walk past. Come onnnn. Oh I want to turf the lawn. What? Come on - Baar wants to. What's that another kitty? Baar will play with you kitty!

7:30 - Back home! Come on hula monkey - Baar will play with you. What's that? You are filling up my special ball Emily? Is that Baar's special treats? Yummy. Tasty treats. Baar loves those. So good. Can Baar have it? Yes, please put it in Baar's crate. Baar loves to play with his ball. Come on out treats!

7:45 - Nooooo not the crate. Baar does not want to go in the create. Come on Joe. Not the crate. Baar will stay out of the crate. Noooo....

7:47 - Ok Baar is in the crate. It is sad. Baar does not like it. Not fair. Open the door. Come on. What's that? Special treats? Can Baar have some chicken. Yum! Baar loves chicken. See how good! Baar will sit and lie own. Baar is happy - Emily is sitting next to Baar giving him chicken. How fun.

8:00 - Come on guys. Noooo don't leave. Stay home with Baar. We can play. Baar loves you. Come onnnnnn. Please come play with Baar. Baar does not want to have a good day in the crate. Baar wants to have a good day outside the crate. No - don't shut the doo